FUN WITH WORDS

Publié le 1 Décembre 2016

Après avoir visionné la vidéo "My blackberry is not working" par les Roonies, vous pourrez lire les skectchs écrits  sur les mêmes ressorts d'humour  et vous verrez qu'ils sont aussi drôles.

Bravo aux TMEI  !
Exercice de REWRITING fait dans la classe de Madame ROSCILLO professeur d'anglais.
 
Samy:
Customer: I bought CHICKEN WINGS from you last week because I was very HUNGRY
Shopkeeper: Oh yeah, what’s the problem?
Customer: My CHICKEN WINGS ARE not FLYING.
Shopkeeper: What’s about THEM? HAVE THEY FALLEN DOWN WHEN THEY LANDED?
Customer: No, no, THEY’RE completely DOWN.
Shopkeeper: Oh yeah, I can see that. I’ll tell you what; let’s TRY THEM ON ANGRY BIRD
Customer: THEY’VE got A HOLE you see
Shopkeeper: Oh dear, yes, sorry about that
Customer: Would you get my CHICKEN WINGS FLYING?
Shopkeeper: Well, it could be A SAUCE ISSUE.
Where DID you BUY THOSE CHICKEN WINGS?
Customer: IN A CHICKEN HOUSE!
Allan:
Customer: I bought AN APPLE from you last week and I’m very ANGRY.
Shopkeeper: Oh yeah, what’s the problem?
Customer: My APPLE is not RIPE ENOUGH
Shopkeeper: What’s about it? DID YOU TRY TO LAUNCH IT?
Customer: No, no, it’s completely SMASHED.
Shopkeeper: Oh yeah, I can see that. I’ll tell you what; let’s TRY IT ON ORANGE.
Customer: That’s got A WORM you see
Shopkeeper: Oh dear, yes, sorry about that
Customer: Would you get my I- PHONE working?
Shopkeeper: Well, it could be A BUG ISSUE. Where DID YOU BUY THAT 
I-PHONE?
Customer: Well, in an apple store!

Rédigé par CDI COMBES

Publié dans #ENGLISH HUMOUR